Is there a good way to ask your mom if you might be part leprecaun? I think the evidence speaks for itself:
Red hair Uncanny choice of wardrobe Inhuman ability to find four-leaf clovers
Lookit ‘em all
“What’s that little clover? You want me to buy a lottery ticket?”
I found six of those little things yesterday when I was supposed to be studying for the GRE. Does this mean I can stop studying now? Hmm…maybe if this grad school thing doesn’t work out I can go into game design for real. Watch out, Dave Gilbert! 
June 30th, 2008 at 5:31 am
Clearly you are no leprechaun, as your face is much too pretty.
You probably are an elf descendant, or just plain hawt.